The joys of parenting: a riddle
Here’s a puzzler for you:
What do the items in this list have in common?
Miniature water gun
Unopened pack of fake moustaches
Half-eaten bag of Cheezits
Pink Jumbo sunglasses
Half-full juice box
Lakeridge high school sweatpants
Men’s lycra running pants
1 (count them: 1) classic Adidas shoe, size 12 Youth
Windup plastic milk carton
1 very hard French fry
Plastic Easter egg with penny inside
Worn out mouth guard
3 water bottles of various levels of fullness
1 pink barrette
2 neon plastic rings
1 half-melted tube of blistex
I’ll give you a second…Give up?
All items I just cleaned out of the backseat of my car. Ah, joys of parenting!